i dONT jUST tICKLE uR fUNNY bONE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i bREAK iT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok,so yea..this is my very first humour edition punya update..so yea..laugh ur asses off!!!!
1. This is actually a sort of patun written by one of Fairuz's friends..
Kawan biar seribu,
Cinta biar empat,
Setia pada yang satu,
Yang lain buat spare part!
Then Fairuz pandai-pandai eni translated it to english..
Friends with eveyone,
Makelove, fulfil your desires,
Stick to one,
The rest as spare tyres!
2. Before Marrige
He: At last! It's so long waitin.
She: Do you wanna leave me?
He: O'course not! Why would i do that?
She:will you go on a picnic with me?
He: Yes! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! What makes you think that?
She: Do you love me?
He: Yes...
She: Darling!
After Marrige
*Simply read from below
3. ok,,so the rest of the jokes come from this Laughter Is The Best Medecine by Readers Digest..well most of it anyway..
I was delighted to discover i could play compact discs in the new computer my company had given me. One morning I was enjoying one of my favourite Beethoven pieces when an administrative assistant stoped by to delivera stack of papers. Hearing classical music fillinh the air, she stopped and exclaimed "Poor you. They put you on hold?"
4. When a fellow piano tuner was ill, I took over his assignment of tuning a piano in a girls' boardinghouse. While i was at work, several girls strolled in in various states of undress. The climax came when a young lady in startling deshabille appeared to pay the bill. As iwas writing the bill, she suddenly gave me a bewildered look, then fled, screaming, "Thats not our regular man!"
Their regular man is blind.
5. Seen on the door of a repair shop:
WE CAN FIX ANYTHING. (Please knock on the door-the bell dosen't work)
6. One day, a flat-chested lady walked in to a shopping mall.
"Excuse me, do you hav size 32A?" she asked
"Sorry, we don't" replied the sales-person
When she left the mall, she saw a small shop and decided to try her luck there. Inside was the shop owner, an extremely old lady.
"Excuse me, Do you have size 32A?" she asked
"what?" the old lady said
Then the flat-chested lady lifted up her shirt and asked "Do you have anything for THESE?"
The old lady peered at her boobs then replied "No, why don't you try Oxy5?"
7. A man with a pierced ear is better prepared for a girlfriend.
He's experienced pain and bought jewlery.
8. The best way to remember your girlfriends birthday...................is to forget it once
9. A peacock in jail told his cellmate
"One minute, im fanning my plumage and the next thing i know im a registered sex offender!"
10. if you arrested a mime, do you still have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
So yea..this is me saying..
LOVE YA!lol
Naomi did for me!nice right?lol