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Friday, March 20, 2009

GAWD!!

i am the LAZIEST human being that ever walked on the face of EARTH!!

Wanna know WHY??

we-el..

the hol's are almost over..
school's opening again..

and..
And..
AND..
AND..
AND..

I haven't done ANYTHING!!

gawdd..i SUCK!!

boy, dont i miss the holidays already..
its as if it NEVER HAPPENED..
honestly..

how sad, no?

im sad..Monday means back to school..

but then again..its FRIDAY!!
i should be HAPPY!!

and i am!!

i love fridays..
i also love BIO..
i love my bio tuition!
so damm fun!
teacher is like bloody funny!!
hehe, seriously Mr Kung is bonkers!
lol

ok, i just HAVE to tell u some of the funny things he does:
~he pronounces VACUOLE as VALCOUR and as u know my brain is CORRUPTED so i can't help it if it reminds me of the word VULGAR!! [he pronounces it like that coz, well, he's got the chinese accent..so its VERRY VERRRRRY FUNNY!!!
~he also has the tendency to call himself STUPID whenever he makes mistakes..so funny the way he does it! he says it something like "Eh, STUUUPIT AH! That one oso canot..haiya!"
~when he gives examples he says it like this "if i ask u "OOI! this one bla3" then u cant say bla3"

i've also learnt some cool stuff from him..like:
~ a new way of suicide would be to drink lots and lots of SALT WATER!! cause..it will make ur CELLS EXPLODE![called haemolysis]
~i will never again swim in fresh water..fish PEE in it..YUCK!!
~how to torture a fish:
`for freshwater fish..throw it into a river..it will DIEE..coz it cant adapt..
~how to kill a plant:
`make the soil hypertonic..the water from the roots will come out..so the tree will die!

stuff i learnt from my friend[who is frm that Dato' Penggawa Timur school in Masai] Khairina[who btw, LIKES DONGKEYS!!
~she brought this drink called Fruity and i found out that:
`PERSIK is PEACH in BM!COOL!!
`PEACH is also PECHE in GERMAN[i think..]
`and LIME is CHAUX

Mr Kung is kinda cute..and he's TALL!!
but he's MARRIED [i saw the ring..and Hamsha said she saw the wedding invatation..he got married in december and he had class that month..[and he didn't mention his wedding to his studentss..they told me..] so when was it that he had his HONEYMOON?hmm..i wonder..
anyhoe..he got a new haircut!
so funny looking!
padahal, last week he was perasaning that he's looks hot coz he kept flicking his fringe..
Khairina said it made his head look big..
i think he looks funny now..HAHA

hehe, o ya..one more funny thing he told us..
as u know..the class is SO FULL
so he told us to not ask our friends to come..
dont say his class is nice..say teacher very bad..
he said it like"Dont tell ur friends class very nice la..verry full already stop asking them to come..say teacher teach very bad..say class boring la!"

gosh, teacher is so funny!
ask Leonie! or Geetha! they're also in this class..haha we are FA-MI-LY!lol, random..

Friday, March 13, 2009

LIBRA (The Lame One)

ok, addmitedly..at first i was sooo offended..but after reading d description..i have to agree..strangely, kinda accurate for the most part..so if im lame, im sorry..i cant help it..its in my stars..LOL

Once you have opened this e-mail, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line,

VIRGO (The One that Waits)

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. CUTE. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SCORPIO (The Addict)

EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future.. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring.. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LIBRA (The Lame One)

Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you wanna mess with... You might end up crying ... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

ARIES (The Liar)

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud.. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward

AQUARIUS (Does It In The Water)

Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward

GEMINI (Irresistible)

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in the you know where ... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LEO (The Lion)

Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CANCER (The Cutie)

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

PISCES (The Partner for Life)

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but In a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward

CAPRICORN (The Passionate Lover)

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy.. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

TAURUS (The Tramp)

Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SAGITTARIUS (The Promiscuous One)

Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with, you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward

Sunday, March 1, 2009

A funny e-mail i received

ok, this is just sooo funny!
so i had to share it..
*REMINDER* Please Laugh LOL

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

12. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licences of bald men?

15. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

17. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive (my fav).

18. No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.

19. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

20. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

22. OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans? ( if you haven't figured out, the answer is - 'Tits' )

23. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea, does that mean that one enjoys it?

24. Why if you send something by road it is called a shipment, but when you send it by sea it is called cargo?

25. If a convenience store is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the door?

hope u enjoyed it as much as i did..ahahahahahahha!!!!!

Friday, March 20, 2009

Holy Shyte!

Friday, March 13, 2009

LIBRA (The Lame One)

VIRGO (The One that Waits)

SCORPIO (The Addict)

LIBRA (The Lame One)

ARIES (The Liar)

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud.. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward

AQUARIUS (Does It In The Water)

GEMINI (Irresistible)

LEO (The Lion)

CANCER (The Cutie)

PISCES (The Partner for Life)

CAPRICORN (The Passionate Lover)

TAURUS (The Tramp)

SAGITTARIUS (The Promiscuous One)

Sunday, March 1, 2009

A funny e-mail i received

i am not a saint

Hello, music is the love and I can't live without it because I'd lose my head. I like bright neon colours and city highways filled with red cars, rainy sunday afternoons and popcorn. I love eating fish but am not a fan of toothbrushes or homework. I hug Snoopy every night and eat cereal for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I'm also a die-hard fan of Chocolate and Ice-Cream. I'd watch Disney Channel every hour of the day if I could. [IM LAZY TO EDIT THIS.WILL GET TO IT WHEN IM NOT SO LAZY.GKS]

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