Basically..im only doing this for the benefit of Veena..cause she's bored..AND WANTS TO READ MY BLOG! Whee! I feel loved! LOL
But of coz not ONLY Veena la..also to all my babes who are so pissed bored at home..doing nothind[although, technically, we should all be studying for our next bloody exam(which did i mention, IS NEXT FRIGGIN WEEK!!eek!)]
ok, this is yet ANOTHER e-mail i received..
ITS SO FRIGGIN FUNNY!!
HAVE YOU HEARD OF AH KOK APPLYING TO MEDICAL SCHOOL TO BECOME A DOCTOR?
NEEDLESS TO SAY, HE NEVER MADE IT. DO YOU KNOW WHY?
THESE ARE THE ANSWERS HE WROTE IN THE ENTRANCE EXAM:
ANTIBODY - AGAINST EVERYONE
ARTERY - THE STUDY OF PAINTING
CAESAREAN SECTION - A DISTRICT IN ROME
CAT SCAN - SEARCHING FOR A LOST KITTY
CHRONIC - NECK OF A CROW
COMA - PUNCTUATION MARK
CORTISONE - AREA AROUND LOCAL COURT
CYST - SHORT FOR SISTER
DIAGNOSIS - PERSON WITH SLANTED NOSE
DISLOCATION - IN THIS PLACE
DUODENUM - COUPLE IN BLUE JEANS]
ENEMA - NOT A FRIEND
FAKE LABOUR - PRETENDING TO WORK
GENES - BLUE DENIM
HERNIA - SHE IS CLOSE BY
IMPOTENT - DISTINGUISHED/WELL KNOWN]
LABOUR PAIN - HURT AT WORK
LACTOSE - PEOPLE WITHOUT TOES
MICROBES - SMALL DRESSING GOWNS
OBESITY - CITY OF OBE
PACEMAKER - WINNER OF NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
PROTEINS - IN FAVOUR OF TEENS
PUS - SMALL CAT
RED BLOOD COUNT - DRACULA
SECRETION - HIDING ANYTHING
TABLET - SMALL TABLE
ULTRASOUND - RADICAL NOISE
URINE - OPPOSITE OF YOU'RE OUT
VARICOSE - VERY CLOSE
**I DEFINATELY wouldn't trust him to be MY doctor..nvm, i still have my sis-->Dr. Kirat Kaur! LOL
Monday, April 6, 2009
Ah Kok Wants To Be A Doctor