If you give them the chance.

don't sell your heart,

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Yeap.....this is Just Another RANDOM update...

ugh!i m soooooo bored..seriously.....

kinda in d sch library..again..lol thank god the stupid library teacher din say anything..so dumb la she..eveytime oso want to schold ppl..even for nth..lame la she..whatever..bother la..I DONT GIVE A DAMN bout that "lady"..

K,i just went to see pei li's blog..DAMN FUNNY la!!!!!ahahahahahahaha!she was saying bout the stupid cleaner lady..haiyo..yes,i agree,,she's freaking blind la!ass la she..haiyo..then, she complain bout the library teacher..i can confirm that WHATEVER she said is soso true! stupid teacher..sikit sikit oso wan marah marah like mad pig la..

She's so freaky u noe..during the debate discussions we had, she was sooooooo FREAKY!! Ya, she SMILED at us..in a weird way! really scared me!eeeeewwww! Then she was given her new name..its GHOST!She creeps around spying on students then she will randomly jump out at her next victim..so weird..she has NO LIFE!!

Then she soooo lazy, u noe! she always curi tulang! The library is SUPPOSED to close at THREE..BUT! she will suke-suke oni close it whenever she feels like it..ass la, she!stupid, i remember sometime in the begining of the year, i had to stay back for some reason or another..for quite late actually..then about two o'clock..the early-early two..she was like
"Girl, library dah nak tutup, ye?"

stupid la she..gah!i feel so tak puas hati..then just that day oni..she locked the library door..AND WE WERE INSIDE! we wanted to go out..but then..IT WAS LOCKED! stupid lady..finally i had to go to her n say

"Cikgu, nak keluar!"
iin my selamba voice..ish..so angry u noe!

u noe wat her excuse was? "Oh,nak mop libary."

U FREAKING DONT HAVE TO LOCK THE DOOR JUST SO U CAN MOP THE PLACE!!!!!!

ass-lady..

God,help her la..SHE FREAKING NEEDS IT!

just random info~~

ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! i wonder wts gonna happen..i din even plan anthing..left it to beloved sis..haha,,was too lazy to get brains to work..lol

ur freaky friend,,
~~xUMID tHE pSYCOPATH~~

Sunday, September 21, 2008

stopitstopITSTOPIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok,first i wanna know..as i stated in Naomi's blog(but i dunnoe jadi ke x coz im using d sch comp..yes,im sooooo desperate..) "WHY MUST THE WORLD FIGHT?"

well,i guess u shd already know what direction im heading here with my post..yes,the drama thats currently circulating amongst the moral girls of form three..if u dnt mind can i add in THE COMPLETELY USELESS DRAMA?!

True,i do agree that while it might not have been WISE for HER to couple with HIM its none of my business here but i would have really appreciated if u dont go telling that "oh he said this,i said that" had it been me in that situation(and 4 this i am forevermore THANKFULL i have remained single..tho it wusen like i had that many offers anyway..WHATEVER..back to d prob..). If u wanna be with HIM go ahead..u already have Naomi's "permission". But if u think by just breaking up..the problem will dissapear..u are SO SO wrong..

As for the saying detailed things about ur convo's n stuffs..i would beleive that it was a stupid move from u..kinda like splashing oil on fire(yea,its a malay peribahasa but i dnt remember exactly WHAT it was..).If u find that its offensive that i said it was really stupid of u..well,thats just my opinion..if u wana be mad,,GO AHEAD. i cant control ur emotions..IM NOT GOD..

ALTHO....thank u soooooo much for being nice to each other!XD
no,im not being sarcastic..im sincerely happy that ur gonna b ok now..THANK GOD..I CANT COPE WITH SO MCH DRAMA..MY HEAD HURTS..LOL

as for HIM..........well since i dunnoe u n stuffs,i cnt really say anth, right? but ive heard PLENTY from various sources........can i just ask ONE thing? "WHAT IS UR PROBLEM?????????" NO OFFENCE meant..but i dont exactly have a good impression of u..not that its ur problem or anth,,but yea..faham-faham je la..

i cant fix anth here but since everyone's blogging bout this..well,, WHY BREAK THE [UNWRITEN] TRADITION?I just hope i dont mess up things here..im not siding anyone..i just want us to not fight....

so yea,,in conclusion.....

U TWO BETTER KISS N MAKE UP. COZ UR KILLING ALL OF US..

u guys r me buddies n i hate fights..AVOID WHEN POSSIBLE..please stop this drama..

Lots of love,,
[(n plenty hope)]
~~xUMID tHE pSYCOPATH~~

Friday, September 12, 2008

$$$hUMOUR eDITION$$$

i dONT jUST tICKLE uR fUNNY bONE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i bREAK iT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok,so yea..this is my very first humour edition punya update..so yea..laugh ur asses off!!!!

1. This is actually a sort of patun written by one of Fairuz's friends..

Kawan biar seribu,

Cinta biar empat,

Setia pada yang satu,

Yang lain buat spare part!

Then Fairuz pandai-pandai eni translated it to english..

Friends with eveyone,

Makelove, fulfil your desires,

Stick to one,

The rest as spare tyres!

2. Before Marrige

He: At last! It's so long waitin.

She: Do you wanna leave me?

He: O'course not! Why would i do that?

She:will you go on a picnic with me?

He: Yes! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: No! What makes you think that?

She: Do you love me?

He: Yes...

She: Darling!

After Marrige

*Simply read from below

3. ok,,so the rest of the jokes come from this Laughter Is The Best Medecine by Readers Digest..well most of it anyway..

I was delighted to discover i could play compact discs in the new computer my company had given me. One morning I was enjoying one of my favourite Beethoven pieces when an administrative assistant stoped by to delivera stack of papers. Hearing classical music fillinh the air, she stopped and exclaimed "Poor you. They put you on hold?"

4. When a fellow piano tuner was ill, I took over his assignment of tuning a piano in a girls' boardinghouse. While i was at work, several girls strolled in in various states of undress. The climax came when a young lady in startling deshabille appeared to pay the bill. As iwas writing the bill, she suddenly gave me a bewildered look, then fled, screaming, "Thats not our regular man!"

Their regular man is blind.

5. Seen on the door of a repair shop:

WE CAN FIX ANYTHING. (Please knock on the door-the bell dosen't work)

6. One day, a flat-chested lady walked in to a shopping mall.

"Excuse me, do you hav size 32A?" she asked

"Sorry, we don't" replied the sales-person

When she left the mall, she saw a small shop and decided to try her luck there. Inside was the shop owner, an extremely old lady.

"Excuse me, Do you have size 32A?" she asked

"what?" the old lady said

Then the flat-chested lady lifted up her shirt and asked "Do you have anything for THESE?"

The old lady peered at her boobs then replied "No, why don't you try Oxy5?"

7. A man with a pierced ear is better prepared for a girlfriend.

He's experienced pain and bought jewlery.

8. The best way to remember your girlfriends birthday...................is to forget it once

9. A peacock in jail told his cellmate

"One minute, im fanning my plumage and the next thing i know im a registered sex offender!"

10. if you arrested a mime, do you still have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

So yea..this is me saying..

LOVE YA!lol

Naomi did for me!nice right?lol

Friday, September 5, 2008

++++pARKOUR++++

ok,,just to clarify..i had NO IDEA WHATSOEVER what the hell parkour was..so..i wikipedia-ed it(damn..why am i always making up words..oh well..lol)..and this was the result..yes its a copy & paste thing i did..heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Parkour (sometimes abbreviated to PK) or l'art du déplacement (English: the art of movement) is an activity with the aim of moving from one point to another as efficiently and quickly as possible, using principally the abilities of the human body. It is meant to help one overcome obstacles, which can be anything in the surrounding environment—from branches and rocks to rails and concrete walls—and can be practiced in both rural and urban areas. Parkour practitioners are referred to as traceurs, or traceuses for females.Founded by David Belle in France, parkour focuses on practicing efficient movements to develop one's body and mind to be able to overcome obstacles in an emergency.

ok..if you don't get it..i'll just explain in guppy-language:

its soo cool!its really cool!so so cool!!!its basically..stunts..i guess but its like..wow!if you could do that..like wow!that is sooooooooooooo cool!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! how i wish i could do it..don't get me wrong..I TRIED..B.U.T......hehe..funny thing actually..

here's the story..

i tried doing what i thought was the FREAKING EASIEST thing of parkouring(here we go again) which is like you turn then jump of a place and land on the ground..i used my bed..which turned out to be a VERY VERY BAD CHOICE..so i did it..it sort of worked..BUT! when i turned my hand banged my cupboard(coz my bed is very very near to by cupboard) yes..ouch..very hard too..and coz my door hits my cupboard..i banged that too..so obviously it SLAMMED SHUT..and the whole house was like "Gur,what happened?". while trying not to yell OUCHHHHHH!!!!! I just yelled back "sorry, sorry...accidentally hit it!"..OBVIOUSLY they had NO IDEA what i was doing..id be dead if they knew coz it isn't exactly VERY SAFE if you get what im saying..

so yea..im in NO HURRY to try again..but im still VERY FASCINATED by it though..lol..when will i ever learn..

ok..since you probably don't get what i mean by SOOOOO COOL! heres a videa of it from youtube..

well..that did'nt work..so yes..follow this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjQxIRWZu0c

the first thing you'll see is~Evolution Le Parkour(well..its a french thing..)
sososososososo nice..me lovesssss it!lol

please do check it out!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

p.s: i think SPIDER MAN is a parkour-ist..seriously..watch the video..then you'll understand..coz the DO jump from building to building..and im sure as hell i've NEVER seen REAL SPIDERS jumping..well thats just me, i guess..lol

till then'
love ya!XDDDDDDDD
~~xUMID tHE pSYCOPATH~~

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Just Another..

Sunday, September 21, 2008

stopitstopITSTOPIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, September 12, 2008

$$$hUMOUR eDITION$$$

i dONT jUST tICKLE uR fUNNY bONE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i bREAK iT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok,so yea..this is my very first humour edition punya update..so yea..laugh ur asses off!!!!

1. This is actually a sort of patun written by one of Fairuz's friends..

Kawan biar seribu,

Cinta biar empat,

Setia pada yang satu,

Yang lain buat spare part!

Then Fairuz pandai-pandai eni translated it to english..

Friends with eveyone,

Makelove, fulfil your desires,

Stick to one,

The rest as spare tyres!

2. Before Marrige

He: At last! It's so long waitin.

She: Do you wanna leave me?

He: O'course not! Why would i do that?

She:will you go on a picnic with me?

He: Yes! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: No! What makes you think that?

She: Do you love me?

He: Yes...

She: Darling!

After Marrige

*Simply read from below

3. ok,,so the rest of the jokes come from this Laughter Is The Best Medecine by Readers Digest..well most of it anyway..

Their regular man is blind.

5. Seen on the door of a repair shop:

WE CAN FIX ANYTHING. (Please knock on the door-the bell dosen't work)

6. One day, a flat-chested lady walked in to a shopping mall.

"Excuse me, do you hav size 32A?" she asked

"Sorry, we don't" replied the sales-person

When she left the mall, she saw a small shop and decided to try her luck there. Inside was the shop owner, an extremely old lady.

"Excuse me, Do you have size 32A?" she asked

"what?" the old lady said

Then the flat-chested lady lifted up her shirt and asked "Do you have anything for THESE?"

The old lady peered at her boobs then replied "No, why don't you try Oxy5?"

7. A man with a pierced ear is better prepared for a girlfriend.

He's experienced pain and bought jewlery.

8. The best way to remember your girlfriends birthday...................is to forget it once

9. A peacock in jail told his cellmate

"One minute, im fanning my plumage and the next thing i know im a registered sex offender!"

10. if you arrested a mime, do you still have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

So yea..this is me saying..

LOVE YA!lol

Naomi did for me!nice right?lol

Friday, September 5, 2008

++++pARKOUR++++

i am not a saint

Hello, music is the love and I can't live without it because I'd lose my head. I like bright neon colours and city highways filled with red cars, rainy sunday afternoons and popcorn. I love eating fish but am not a fan of toothbrushes or homework. I hug Snoopy every night and eat cereal for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I'm also a die-hard fan of Chocolate and Ice-Cream. I'd watch Disney Channel every hour of the day if I could. [IM LAZY TO EDIT THIS.WILL GET TO IT WHEN IM NOT SO LAZY.GKS]

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